She made me do it

She is twisting my arm (Starr) and I keep telling her that I will get Bruiser to come to my rescue but she isn't listening.  This is what she says I HAVE to post.  Arrggg...only because I love her.

if I were a month, I would be: December


if I were a day of the week, I would be: Wednesday



if I were a time of day, I would be: 10:30



if I were a planet, I would be: Pluto (it was a planet when I was in school and I'm not chaning my mind)



if I were a sea creature, I would be: Starfish



if I were a direction, I would be: south of heaven


if I were a piece of furniture, I would be: the chair in Alice in Wonderland



if I were a sin, I would be: I think its a tie between Pride and Lust



if I were a historical figure, I would be: Joan of Arc



if I were a liquid, I would be: rain



if I were a stone, I would be: the flat rock that gets skipped across the water, then sinks and gets caught in the tide and washed back on to shore, only to be thrown again



if I was a tree, I would be: royal palm



if I were a bird, I would be: hey, hey, mockingbird girl



if I were a tool, I would be: a chain stretcher (silly ass knows exactly what I'm talking about)



if I were a flower/plant, I would be: cactus



if I were a kind of weather, I would be: a hurricane



if I were a mythical creature, I would be: a gryphon (aka griffin for the savants)



if I were a musical instrument, I would be: Joan Jett's Gibson Melody Maker



if I were an animal, I would be: a coyote



if I were a color, I would be: glacier blue



if I were a vegetable, I would be: broccoli



if I were a sound, I would be: the ocean as a hurricane rolls in



if I were an element, I would be: fire



if I were a car, I would be: 2010 Chevy Camaro



if I were a song, I would be: Three Libras



if I were a movie, I would be directed by: Jamie Babbit



if i were a book, I would be written by: JD Glass



if I were a food, I would be: Pizza



if I were a place, I would be: home



if I were a material, I would be: platinum



if I were a taste, I would be: dark chocolate



if I were a scent, I would be: cloves



if I were a religion, I would be: dead



if I were a word, I would be: music



if I were an object, I would be: a paint brush



if I were a body part, I would be: the eyes



if I were a facial expression, I would be: shock



if I were a subject in school: creative writing



if I were a cartoon character, I would be: bumble bee (Transformers)



if I were a shape, I would be: crescent moon



if I were a number, I would be: 8